Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Top Ten Classic Country & Western Songs:

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Woman but I've Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight Even if I Thought She Could Win

5. I'm so Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer

And the Number One Classic Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

Comment: I love country music.

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  1. This post totally rulez!!! Haven't laughed so hard in a while as I did reading it.
    Have a great day! :-)

  2. "Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye"