I did not go out of town this holiday weekend. In fact I only put about 12 miles on my car all weekend. If you are an environmentally conscious person and took a weekend trip or a day trip, you negated all of the carbon savings you have done all year by doing such things as paying extra on your electric bill to purchase green power, by cutting your computer off at night and by lowering the thermostat. You should feel guilty for taking that Memorial Day weekend trip. I know you wanted to go the lake to kayak with your daughter or go to the beach to spend time with your mother or meet your friends at that far away concert but it takes carbon to do those things. I understand wanting to have it both ways. I want to help you.
Since I did not go anywhere this weekend, I have some carbon credits to sell you. Buy my carbon credits. I did not go on a trip so you could. If you buy my carbon credits it will be as if you did not go on a weekend trip out of town and as if you only drove your car 12 miles. Let me take your guilt. The price of my carbon credits are negotiable. To learn more visit Buy Your Carbon Off-sets Here.


Top Stories
I love this! I've been joking with my husband for ages I could make money selling carbon credits to naive people (stand in the parking lot at Wal-Mart and guilt people who drive SUV's, at gas stations, etc)....never thought of posting it on my site though!
ReplyDeleteGreat post.
Jennie
成人線上卡通 視訊網 正妹聊天 免費成人圖 交友援 av女優寫真貼圖 漫畫性感美女 微風線上影片 自拍.偷拍 ut聊聊天室 成人視訊 情趣用品 18禁卡通遊戲 巨乳美少女 咆曉小咾鼠影城 免費a片 線上觀看情色影片 免費線上觀看色情 一夜情人 383成人影音成 sexygirl 裸照 虐待美女 辣妹寫真集dvd 淫亂人妻日記 歐美熟女色情圖片 免費視訊 空姐圖貼 69成人a圖下載 微風寫真館 85cc影 微風論壇情色 嘟嘟 xo777 情色性愛貼圖 台北援交網 嘟嘟情色網 鋼管秀 下載av 洪爺娛樂往 台灣大奶影片 sexy888影片分享區 下載 巨乳人妻初體驗h漫 台灣性愛文學網 後宮18jack 限制級國片 0204成人 免費性愛觀看 走光
ReplyDeleteI have forgone driving a Car altogether(albeit not by choice).
ReplyDeleteMy 21 year old Son rides a bike to work, and everywhere else(albeit not by choice).
None the less we have mucho Carbon Creds.
I have an idea(!) Let's start our own Carbon Co-Op? We can call it 'Mr. Green Jeans', or 'Green Streets'?
We can become the Wal-Mart, of Carbon Cred Sales!
Whatcha think? Give me a call, we'll do a Vegetarian Lunch, OK?
PLU!
Don, Great idea. I also do not own a dog and that ought to be worth a lot of credits.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jennifer.
Emmie, I could not agree more.
Rod