Sunday, August 1, 2010

a little comic relief: Robots and Martinis

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and Medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere Tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try
It one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great Martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 60."
The robot leans in real close and says,
So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"


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2 comments:

  1. Funny but here is proof that the Taliban went to Texas in 1997 and links to show the involvement of the US government and Warren Buffet in 911. The war in Iraq was for "interests", meaning oil. It was a war crime. If you are intellectually honest you will publish this, but I have found Republicans to be far more censorious than Democrats.

    But I am an independent and I hate what both parties stand for right now. http://bgamall.bravejournal.com/entry/64347

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