Sunday, March 12, 2017

Another Update to The Liberal Speak Translation Guide

This is the first time I have updated since April 2011. At that time if a news story said, "she filed a lawsuit," we knew what that meant.

Intended for use when listening to NPR, mainstream media, academics and liberal politicians. 
Liberal Speak
Translation
She, her, hers
A person with a penis who we would say is a man dressed like a women. A biological male who is confused about his sexual identity who may or may not have fake tits.
Undocumented immigrant

Illegal alien
tax expenditures

Any of your money you get to keep.  The mortgage interest deduction on your home is a "tax expenditure."
kinetic military operations
War
Arsenal of Weapons
Gun Collection
Disadvantaged
Poor
Economically challenged
Poor
Delicate Wetlands
Swamps
The Underclass
Poor
Cruelty-Free Materials
Synthetic Fiber
Heavily Armed
Well-protected
Narrow-minded
Righteous
Judgmental
Knows right and wrong
Your Fair Share
More Coerced Theft or your income
Commonsense Gun Control
Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives
Fireworks or Stump Removal
Product of conception
Unborn Baby
Nonviable Tissue Mass
Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity
Socialism
Equal Access to Opportunity
Preferential treatment
Equal Access to Opportunity
Reverse Discrimination
Multicultural Community
High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress
Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich"
Successful People
Progressive, Change
Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged
Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle
Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future
Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform
Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater
Conservative
Truants
Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed
Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
Religious Zealot
Church-going, God fearing
Fair Trade Coffee
Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Bible-thumpers
Christians
Exploiters or "The Rich"
Employers or Land Owners
The Gun Lobby
NRA Members
Assault Weapon
Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus
New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Revenue enhancement
New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Investment for the future
New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage
Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting
Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
Green Energy
Overpriced electricity produced from unreliable solar panels or wind mills
Diverse or Lifestyle Choice
Sinful and Perverted

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2 comments:

  1. I love the "liberal translation guide". Thanks, after all the crap that's been going on, and "the annoited one" busy with all that golf and party planning, I needed a good laugh. Too bad it's so true.

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  2. Great post! My favorite is "Fairness or Social Progress"

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