Another Update to The Liberal Speak Translation Guide

This is the first time I have updated since April 2011. At that time if a news story said, "she filed a lawsuit," we knew what that meant.

Intended for use when listening to NPR, mainstream media, academics and liberal politicians. 

Liberal Speak	Translation
She, her, hers	A person with a penis who we would say is a man dressed like a women. A biological male who is confused about his sexual identity who may or may not have fake tits.
Undocumented immigrant	Illegal alien
tax expenditures	Any of your money you get to keep.  The mortgage interest deduction on your home is a "tax expenditure."

kinetic military operations	War

Arsenal of Weapons	Gun Collection
Disadvantaged	Poor
Economically challenged	Poor
Delicate Wetlands	Swamps
The Underclass	Poor
Cruelty-Free Materials	Synthetic Fiber
Heavily Armed	Well-protected
Narrow-minded	Righteous
Judgmental	Knows right and wrong
Your Fair Share	More Coerced Theft or your income
Commonsense Gun Control	Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives	Fireworks or Stump Removal
Product of conception	Unborn Baby
Nonviable Tissue Mass	Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity	Socialism
Equal Access to Opportunity	Preferential treatment
Equal Access to Opportunity	Reverse Discrimination
Multicultural Community	High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress	Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich"	Successful People
Progressive, Change	Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged	Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle	Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future	Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform	Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater	Conservative
Truants	Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed	Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
Religious Zealot	Church-going, God fearing
Fair Trade Coffee	Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Bible-thumpers	Christians
Exploiters or "The Rich"	Employers or Land Owners
The Gun Lobby	NRA Members
Assault Weapon	Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus	New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Revenue enhancement	New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Investment for the future	New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage	Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting	Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
Green Energy	Overpriced electricity produced from unreliable solar panels or wind mills
Diverse or Lifestyle Choice	Sinful and Perverted

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