Dear Governor Romney,
Stop with the mailings already! For about the last six weeks I have been getting about three pieces of mail form you a week. I am going to vote for you, OK? You are wasting your time. I really hate junk mail. I wish we would abolish the post office. It seems junk mail is all I ever get.
I don't think I have read a single one of our letters. Most of them go in the trash unopened. I did open one that said, "Bumper sticker inside." I took out the bumper sticker and threw the rest away unread. I will probably put the bumper sticker on my car, but I don't really like bumper stickers on my car, so I will probably not put it on until about six weeks before the election.
Governor Romney, I have glanced at a couple of your mailing and saw the appeal for money with the check off boxes. I really don't think you need my campaign money. What, you have already raised a gazillion dollars? Those mailing I have been getting must have cost your campaign about a dollar each. If I was to send you fifty dollars, what would that fund? Fifty more solicitation of me for money? How about this? Don't send me anymore solicitation and take the $50 you would have spend sending me campaign solicitations and consider it my campaign contribution?
I do support causes I believe in and candidates, however I am not a wealthy man and can only give modest campaign contributions. I feel like my modest contributions have more impact supporting local conservative candidates rather than a well-funded campaign like yours. I really don't think you need my modest contribution. The money you spend soliciting me for money shows you don't know what to do with the money you have.
Also, if you get a chance to talk to the Republican National Committee could you ask them to stop calling. I have been getting about three calls a day from the RNC. I always look to see who is calling before I answer, and I have not been answering their calls. However, I have to get up and look at my phone to see who is calling. I did answer one about a week ago and they were asking me to fulfill an earlier pledge for $25 dollars. I did. I thought the calls would stop but they did not slow down. I am just not going to answer the phone from the RNC anymore. Please tell them to stop calling me.