said the Queen, “The most important thing|
is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
“But how do I know if the people around me
are really intelligent?”
took a sip of champagne.
“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them
to answer an intelligent riddle, watch.”
back home to ask Joe Biden the same
“Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.
Who is it?” “I’m not sure,” said Biden.
|Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, ”That would be me. “Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.|
|“Let me get
back to you on that one.”|
He went to his advisors and asked everyone,
But none within the administration could give him an answer.
He even called Hillary, she said, "Send in a donation, and I'll put my whole staff on it.
Biden went to work out in congressional gym and saw
Paul Ryan there.|
Biden went up to him and asked, “Hey, Paul, see if you
can answer this question.“Your mother and father have a child,and it’s
not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”
Biden smiled, and said, “Good answer, Paul!”
Biden then went back to speak with President Obama.
|Paul Ryan answered, “That’s easy; it’s me!”|
|Biden then went back to speak with President Obama. “Say, I did some research, and I have the answer to that riddle.” “It’s Paul Ryan!”|
up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his
“NO, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
AND A HALF YEARS!